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electric clitar

Take six volt battery, two gator clips attached to either side of battery and attach to labia major. using small metal object, make contact with the clitoris and both gator clips, making a strumming motion. the electricity should flow through the small metal object, causing clitoral electrocution.
I wanted to start a band so i picked up my electric clitar and started playing.
by Tits McGhee May 14, 2005
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Electric Tranny

a vibrating device that substitutes for an erect penis to provide vaginal stimulation aka a dildo
Hey! Did you just buy an electric tranny? I used mine for hours last night!!
by harrycheeks June 23, 2009
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Electric Retard

Electricretard.com is by far (if ot the only) most decsent webcomic on all the internet.
it was created by the mighty Eric, and prides itself on creating all purpose entertaining and child friendly entertainment.
Small child: mummy mummy, can I go on this site its called Electric Retard.

Mother: I see no reason why. Electricretard.com prides itself on creating entertaining and child friendly entertainment.

small child: YAY!
by ZE JUDEN October 20, 2008
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Electronica

A mostly media-made term for encompassing all forms of electronic music, as individual forms of electronic music aren't popular enough for record stores to devote full sections to. Generally, it will be found next to an equally small "dance" section that carries the more danceable stuff, while electronica section carries more listening music.
House, Trance, Techno, IDM, Jungle, Anything-core, Trip-hop, Acid/Electronic Jazz, Whatever-bient, and thousands of other obscure genres are generally stuffed into "Electronica"
by Spiffy Hamster September 14, 2005
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Electronic Body Music

Actually, Ralf Hütter (Kraftwerk) first used the term Electronic Body Music. It was later picked up and applied by bands with the sound identified above.
blah blahh blah, Elektronisches Körper Musik
:says Ralf!

Electronic Body Music
by d-chipper October 25, 2011
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electric pony

An uncommon sexual act whereby one person kneels naked on their hands and knees (doggy style). The other person takes their penis and ejaculates all over the kneeling person's back, being careful to leave a sticky trail down the other person's spine. Then, the standing person takes an electric razor and shaves part of their pubic hair. Finally, taking a handful of hair, they sprinkle it along the sploogy trail where it sticks, forming a mane.

This is often used as an initiation practice in college fraternities. The "pony" created would then have to canter around campus in the middle of the night, making horse noises and waking up some of the dorm residents, until quickly spirited away by the pony creator, before the law arrives.

note: definition courtesy Gabe.
An' now Ah'm gonna give you an' electric pony. skeet skeet skeet, bzzzzz; awwwww, lookit that mane!
by A card in the wind April 23, 2006
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Electronically Transmitted Disease

Electronically Transmitted Disease (ETD) - The contraction of any form of malware on a computer, as a result of searching for or accessing pornography.
Joe contracted an Electronically Transmitted Disease when he was playing Artifical Girl 2.
by Joseph Sileo December 13, 2007
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