Die eier-legende Wollmilchsau

German, literally "the wool milk sow which can lay eggs". Figuratively used to descrive someone or something that possess all good qualities which you might ever wish to find in a person or object. Mostly used ironically to express the idea that nobody is perfect. No object either.

Paula:"Man kann ja nicht 'nen Mann finden, der gut aussieht, der klug ist, der 'nen guten Jobb hat und der gut Sex machen kann!"
Orchidea:"Ja nö? Das wär' mal die eier-legende Wollmilchsau!"

Paula:"It's impossible to find a beautiful man, who's also smart, has a good job and can make awesome sex!"
Orchidea:"IKR! That would be the wool milk sow which can lay eggs!"

by Sigurth Fafnirsbunny September 14, 2022

I'm either about to toot or shoot

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.

I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.

by ozzyp January 25, 2017

Ether

A highly powerful drug formerly used as an anesthetic.

It also heals your Pokemons' PP

Surgeon: Okay, let's begin the surgery. Apply the Ether to sedate them.

Pokemon Trainer: I was just at the end of the Elite 4, but then during my battle with Cynthia's Garchomp, my Glacion ran out of PP for her Ice Beam. Luckily I had an Ether to restore it and used it to win the battle and become the Pokemon League Champion!

by Meraruba April 27, 2011

Etheridged

When a friend smokes or drinks too much and leaves a party in order to go to bed at a decent hour.

Dude, did you see Kyle? He totally Etheridged on us tonight! He is already asleep in his room!

by holeymoleybatman January 9, 2012

Ethereal

A word that white girls use on Tik Tok to give ugly people a pity compliment

*Obviously ugly person posts a Tik Tok*
White girls in the comments: “It’s the being ✨ethereal✨ for me”

by sophisire January 20, 2021

esher

The best college ever, has the best house parties imaginable and women.
better than richmond college

"yeah, i go to esher"
"oh the girls are buff in esher"

by jesus February 17, 2004

ether bunny

A good thing to threaten someone with. It is done by knocking a person out with either ether or chloroform. The 'bunny' part comes from the next step. After the victim is unconscious a carrot is shoved up their rear-end. It is then broken off so that there is a piece left behind and nothing sticks out. Victim wakes up groggy with a sharp feeling, goes to the bathroom as has the biggest scare of their life!

Touch my sister again and you will be getting a visit from the ether bunny!

by GotSlush December 19, 2006