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Egyptian VD

Mike couldn't believe he got the Egyptian VD from a damned mosquito!
by Megrock May 6, 2008
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egyptian jinx

when everytime a certain fan watches a sports game, the team he/she roots for happens to lose
"Everytime Jessica watches the Giants they lose, cause shes such an egyptian jinx"
by moonshine99 December 28, 2009
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Egyptian Corkscrew

The act of a threesome, in which two guyz go in from the back and front at the same time, and revolve like a corkscrew going in and out while taking a piss.
An egyptian corkscrew is like a drill taking out a screw in a floorboard.
by dariluvz2bweird October 24, 2008
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Egyptian Hangover

A hangover in which a person is uncontrollably vomiting and pooping simultaneously thus making them look egyptian
Max : Last Night was amazing

Nate : Yea but i have an egyptian hangover today it sucks
by mackzwell September 28, 2008
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egyptian two-step

A phrase to show that someone is completely clueless. The Egyptian two-step in when a male exits the bathroom after urination but forgets to zip his fly, such that his junk swings to one side with a right step, then swings to the other with a left step. The male is totally clueless that this is occurring.
Did he realize that he just misfired the weapon in the wrong direction? No? Have him do the Egyptian two-step over to do some push ups.
by Stagmen February 23, 2017
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Egyptian Tomb Raider

When, during seemingly straight porn, another gentleman appears from off screen and proceeds to fuck the male who is fucking the female
Dude I was watching this porn last night and they totally pulled an Egyptian tomb raider!
by ReachR April 15, 2015
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Egyptian Roof Rack

A sexual manoeuvre whereby the woman positions herself in the form of an upward facing triangle - or pyramid - with her buttocks forming the apex. A man then arranges himself atop the pyramid, clamping his fingers around the woman's pelvis and allowing the gyratory movement caused by their lack of balance to achieve climax.

Difficulty Rating - 11/10
Phil - "Hey Brian what are you going to do now you've finished the Kama Sutra?"
Brian - "Well Phil... Have you ever tried the Egyptian Roof Rack? It's a new one..."
by Colonel Fenton Summerville September 6, 2013
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