Egyptian Breakfast

When you cream pie in a persons arse at night then perform oral sex in the morning eating last nights ejaculate.

Don’t fancy a Barnsley bacon butty, filled up on an Egyptian Breakfast this morning.

by Luke Oats January 13, 2018

Egyptian BJ

This is a three way situation where a guy gets on his all-fours and rests in the 'sphinx' position. The guy in the sphinx position is to act like a statue; he is there to be serviced as the god he is. One fellater will be sucking the balls, the other sucking his cock. Once the sphinx cums, he performs the Egyptian Goggles on the two servants cum smeared faces.

I ran into a couple of my high school friends last night. We reminisced about the good ol' days then i took them home and forced them to give me an Egyptian BJ

by joeegyptianbj February 8, 2009

Egypt

(verb) to get "Egypt": to inspire a serious and successful protest against a government or business power that is violating or attempting to violate human or civil rights.

This Wisconsin governor is really pissing me off with his anti-union legislation. We should get together all the teachers across America via Facebook and get EGYPT on his ass!

by SexPartyNinja March 22, 2011

egyptian culdesac

when you grab your ballsack and super glue monopoly houses to it.

those egyptian culdesacs are a pain in the sack.

by n genn February 13, 2010

egyptian hucklebuck

Similiar to the "hucklebuck" family of sexual positions. The qualifier "eqyptian" denotes an kinky, unusual, or extra amount of contortion on the part of the female while in the hucklebuck position.

I knew that she was kinky, but then she flexed her taint, bent her legs back another two feet, and bocked like a chicken! It was then that I knew we had achieved the nirvana-like state, known only as the Egyptian Hucklebuck.

by DrChingasa May 19, 2005

egit

an alternate to ejit in the Irish midlands it is pronounced with a hard g like ee-git

as in "he's an ojous egit" "stop egittin and get on with it"

by Cabhan May 13, 2006

Egyptian Eye Goggles

When a man squats over a sleeping person and allows his testicles to sag down to gently lay on top of the closed eyes of said person.

*Person 1* " HA, Barb sure had a nice pair of Egyptian Eye Goggles on last night."

*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.

by bigoldfatguy January 3, 2012