Brolar Eclipse

When a bro (male friend) inadvertently cock blocks you or another bro.

Matt: So I was talking to this girl and then (bro's name) totally brolar eclipsed me.

Raine: Thats rough dude, you should kill him.
Matt: Nah, he's a bro and it was an accident.

by SneakySpade March 23, 2010

total eclipse of the heart

"Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a horribly catchy damn song. They tend to play it at middle-school Veteran's Day programs, while people walk around in black hoods and pretend to be terrorists. It's crazy.

Turn around, bright eyes...

Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart..
Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.

by Vanity Trash Reba December 28, 2005

emolicious

A hot emo/a very emo activity or object.

That belt is emolicious.

by wigglymitten567 November 15, 2005

Cellulite Eclipse

Unpleasant bar scene phenomenon that occurs when one is observing a beautiful woman from a distance. Then her larger than usual friend moves in between the two parties to obstruct ones line of vision resulting in an uncomfortable view of cellulite and a decreased possibility of dialog between the two parties

Tom: "Dude, check out that sweet biscuit over there at the bar"

Pete: "Dude, I can't see anything right now, her fatty friend is causing a cellulite eclipse".

by wallacj3 March 31, 2009

Eclined

When you or someone around you gets rejected by an Egirl or Eboy.

Damn did you see that?, He just got Eclined!

by __FedEx__ December 13, 2017

solar eclipse

The solar eclipse is a multiple step process and is extremley difficult (Best done in a dark room).
1. Stretch your ball skin so it resembles the move the batwing
2. You put a flashlight behind the stretched skin. If done correctly there should be a white circle, the "sun".
3. Then take your other hand and slowly push one of your testicals across the circle of light.
4. Admire your great feat.

The difficulty is holding the skin tight while holding the flashlight in place while pushing the balla across.

Guy #1: Dude last night Nick pulled the Solar Eclipse on me when I went into my room.

Guy #2: Oh shit, Nick has skills. That move is fucking hard to pull off.

by That Mike Kid January 10, 2009

emolicious

The act of being deliciously emo

Person 1: Hey! Do you see that emo person over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he's so emolicious.

by ihatejohnnychambersXD April 21, 2007