Anal Eclipse

When you time your fart perfectly to go off in the bathroom.
After thanking security for keeping us safe in our time of drinking, I went to the restroom for a total anal eclipse.
by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021
Get the Anal Eclipse mug.

Total Eclipse

When one chews an entire pack of Eclipse gum while performing oral sex on their partner. Mid climax, the chewer inserts their minty wad for maximum effect.
Things were going along smashingly until he pulled a total eclipse; now she's really tingling!
by sandals_pants August 21, 2017
Get the Total Eclipse mug.

Total Eclipse of the Fart

When one member of a closed space farts at the same time as another, but that member's fart is so powerful that it overbears anything else.
Jim Steinman: I just farted.

Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.
by heffelda October 24, 2010
Get the Total Eclipse of the Fart mug.

boner eclipse

When tucking ones penis between the legs, and one achieves an erection, causing said hard penis to poke at the anus of said tucker, creating a condition known as a boner eclipse.

See also fuck your ass.
Bill: I got a boner eclipse the other day.

John: What the hell is a boner eclipse?

Bill: Where your dick goes so far up your ass it turns into a boner eclipse.
by Boner Jammer September 05, 2008
Get the boner eclipse mug.

Total scrotal eclipse

A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.
Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.
by YAWA August 23, 2017
Get the Total scrotal eclipse mug.

eclipse by kim lip

this song is a cultural reset. every second of this amazing piece of art is ethereal. you can also have sex to this song. 🙌
eclipse by kim lip song of the century
by i am olivia hye from loona November 22, 2020
Get the eclipse by kim lip mug.

eclipse memory

Eclipse memory would denote a condition in which a person remembers something only vaguely or indistinctly. It is characterized by partial loss of memory and not by complete amnesia. It may be referred to as impaired or dim memory.
Dude, that guy could not completely remember what he was doing yesterday when we called at his house. As you know, he is has a problem with memory- an eclipse memory, to be precise.
by uttam maharjan January 22, 2010
Get the eclipse memory mug.