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Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.
Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.
by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023
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Eating that shit up

Is when someone is enjoying something or someone to much
Josh was on FaceTime with a female while she was dancing, and he was eating that shit up.
by Chocolate chip cookie dough November 7, 2023
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eat shit

the act of shoving your shit in someone mouth.
you did you eat shit last night right .

no what the hell is wrong with you.
by anonymous March 11, 2022
mugGet the eat shitmug.

eat the shit given

Perform an action given by an individual or group that is stupid or embarrassing.
Hey, did you hear that Joe had eat the shit given.

What did he do?

He started jacking off in public when he was told it was cool or something.
by mak3 April 19, 2021
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Eating shit

Popular phrase used by bike riders (speciacally moutain) when they go over the handlebars face first and rub against the dirt.
Jeff keeps Eating Shit on this jump
by Huomk September 19, 2020
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Eat shit and die

1: Used to express anger or annoyance towards someone 2: Used to express that you want someone to go away 3: A boastful way of declaring victory , in the form of ‘eat’ or ‘ate shit’
1) They said I suck? Well they can eat shit and die.
2) There’s someone knocking at the door. Well I’m not answering it, they can eat shit and die.
3) Did you beat Joe in the race? Yes, he ate my shit.
by SiL3Nt J September 7, 2023
mugGet the Eat shit and diemug.

Eat shit and die

Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.
Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.
by Balfi December 11, 2019
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