Norwegian Donk Slapper

Generally used as a sex move where the penis is so inflamed it can be used as a meat mallet, to excessively pound ones anus.

Alex- "Did you see sara get taken out with the Norwegian Donk Slapper?"
Chris- "No, I bet it was gross..."
Alex- "Dude, as soon as he slapped her donk his dream cream blew across the room! It was epic!"
Chris- "I wish I was there.."

by Bailmom November 6, 2011

ba-donka-cock

n. (buh-donka-cock)

1. A very large penis
2. A lap hog
3. A monster crank

Kyle - Dude, did you see Michael in the shower after practice?
Andrew - Yeah, man. He's really got a honky-tonk ba-donka-cock. Absolutely enormous.
Kyle - That he does.

by MD-69 September 5, 2013

Palsy donk

(short for badonkadonk, when describing the rear assets of someone with cerebral palsy, aka cp)

Palsy donk is the condition of a well-endowed backside caused by 1. Nature; 2. Spine curvature; and 3. Pelvic tilt.

Girl, you have some serious palsy donk in those pants; you should wear them everyday and you'd have a different date every night.

by Lepantouflejaun October 17, 2014

Chuck donkey

A jerk off. One that masterbates often. An idiot that thinks he's cooler than he really is. A tool. A douche tard.

Man that guy was a real chuck donkey trying to pick up those girls.

by Bigballer12 July 24, 2016

full donk

Full donk is a more extreme version of being a "donk" or "donkey" while wasted. Going "full donk" is to get extremely wasted, which generally leads to L.V.P (least valuable player) of the night.

Last night was epic. We got blasted and Todd went full donk and pissed himself at the bar and then puked everywhere.

by Steppin.Razor April 24, 2017

Moggy donk

Usually defined as 'just moggy donk', it doesn't have a set definition.

It is a contextual phrase that can be used as a placeholder word in conversation and when you're asked a question you don't know the answer to.

1. "Sculptor Frederic Auguste Bartholdi based the face of the Statue of Liberty on whom?"
"Moggy donk!"

2. "That is just moggy donk.."

by Literate Scouser January 29, 2019

donkey shlong

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.

by hoboman September 12, 2003