During sex, when the man and woman are nude, the women opens her legs and the man licks her pussy first to see if it is moist, and then take a straw and put it on the pussy and put your nose on the straw and smell the aroma of queef.
When T and B were doing- the-do in the bed, T took his bendy straw from his drawer, and inserted it on B's pussy, and immediately put his nostril on the straw and smelling her vagina, which started a dutch snorting.
by CareBearBieber December 10, 2010
Get the dutch snortingmug. The Dutch Lobster is not a sexual act, it's a Lobster from Holland. However, it sounds like a sexual act, at least to British and American ears.
The joke is asking someone if they know what a 'Dutch Lobster' is, and laughing as they explain the most lurid sexual act they can think of.
The term was coined by Simon Travaglia as part of his satirical column 'BOFH' on The Register website in 23rd September 2005
The joke is asking someone if they know what a 'Dutch Lobster' is, and laughing as they explain the most lurid sexual act they can think of.
The term was coined by Simon Travaglia as part of his satirical column 'BOFH' on The Register website in 23rd September 2005
"What the hell's a Dutch lobster?" the Boss asks.
"You've not travelled, have you?" the friend sighs, shaking his head.
"You've not travelled, have you?" the friend sighs, shaking his head.
by SoxxDay July 31, 2015
Get the Dutch Lobstermug. In dating, when both parties pay for their own bills, thus effectively dispelling the double-standard where men are always expected to pay.
"If you meet an intelligent, attractive and friendly woman who likes going dutch then you should hang on to her for dear life."
by DesPERRYado October 26, 2005
Get the going dutchmug. by trojun April 26, 2012
Get the dutch airmailmug. by ganjaboyssssssss August 27, 2020
Get the Dutch Breakfastmug. 1) When the dutch oven is done baking
2) When you take a shit in someones bed and pull the sheets over their head
2) When you take a shit in someones bed and pull the sheets over their head
by TheDutchBaker March 5, 2012
Get the Dutch Cookiemug. by tekoopr May 15, 2016
Get the dutch racecarmug.