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With all due respect

"I'm about to f**king heavily disrespect you"
Intern: With all due respect sir, eat a dick
Boss: ...
by elhacka March 4, 2021
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Due Process

this is nothing but an escape clause in all legal proceedings so criminals have an absolute guaranteed way out of all crimes if they know how to work the system...with this technology and new age everything could be instant and this is why it's not. because no one would get away and criminals are ruling the world...you can't start no business without lots of blood money. and cheap workers or slave workers who you don't have to pay. thats why little business new small business can't ever succeed legitimately
Due process and the court system so faulty every innocent person who try to go through all this would get lock up no matter how good they are. forever too
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This sentence is an idiomatic expression referring to someone who is expressing an extreme need for money as soon as possible as if their rent was due, this can materialize in working extra hard for your money and or doing extreme begging.

This sentence can also be used as a question, "Is your rent due?" meaning "Do you need money?",

as a statement, "Bro's rent is due" or "Rent was/is due" meaning "That man really needs money" or "I really need money"

and as a adverb, "Bro is acting like his rent is due" meaning "He's working very hard to earn that money, almost like his rent is due."
Guy 1: *Doing extreme stunts while panhandling"
Guy 2 (roommate): "What the hell is this guy doing? I don’t remember our rent being due."

Guy 1: "PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY"
Guy 2: "Is your rent due?"

Guy 1: "I'll do anything for 10 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Bro's rent is due"

Guy 1: *Starts breakdancing widely on cardboard behind a tip jar*
Guy 2 "Bro is acting like his rent is due"
by coeryxtynt September 6, 2024
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Due-Wested

To be drunk and high beyond possibility. To become this fucked up, you have to start before the sun goes down, and you need a White Owl and a couple of Black and Mild cigarellos. Always smoke and THEN drink. Side effects include:

1. Rapping to no music.
2. Hallucination of lesbian fornication.
3. Phone calls to the wrong people.
4. Possible loss of $20.
5. Ripping the button off your pants while trying to pee.
6. Swamp Ass
7. Lacrosse stick up your ass.
8. Rocking back and forth at the kitchen table, spitting all over the place.

NOTE: IF YOU PLAN ON BECOMING DUE-WESTED, HAVE SOMEONE HIDE YOUR MONEY AND PHONE FROM YOU. YOUR FRIEND MIGHT BE A HORRIBLE BABYSITTER!
Dani: Let's get Due-Wested guys!

Shannon: I'll watch.

Matt: Ok, sounds like fun!

2 HOURS LATER...

Dani: Holy shit Matt! You just smoked a whole blunt and did 11 shots! I think you might be Due Wested!

Matt: (Unrecognizable muttering, tries to stand up and fails)

Shannon: Well damn. I think I'll go on a walk with Tiffany.
by Mochalatte March 30, 2011
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Poo due

Noticeable moisture that typically collects between ones buttocks cheeks.
I noticed a lot of poo due in my shorts after my run this morning.
by Wis Wan November 14, 2018
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