Someone who jacks off while driving. Please note this is extremely dangerous as most men loser thoughts of what they are doing during orgasm.
Wank Driving;
playboy magazine delivery boy gets extremely horny and starts jacking off in car causing a serious of car accidents and some free magazines.
playboy magazine delivery boy gets extremely horny and starts jacking off in car causing a serious of car accidents and some free magazines.
by Mr.MagicMushrooms August 2, 2010
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by Laura Chatterton May 17, 2007
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After consuming the most of a case of beer, Chad ran to the bathromm where john caught him driving the white bus.
by mj_oblio June 17, 2004
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Rules of game: Cram as many people as humanly possible into a car. Drive randomly. When stopped at a stop light, look at the clock in the car. If the time is even, go right. If the time is odd, go left. If the driver turns onto a highway, roll some dungeons and dragon dice and go that many exits. If there is only a normal die available, add a zero to the number, and go that many exits. When hungry, pull into the nearest ihop/denny's. Driver never pays for gas or food.
Rules of game: Cram as many people as humanly possible into a car. Drive randomly. When stopped at a stop light, look at the clock in the car. If the time is even, go right. If the time is odd, go left. If the driver turns onto a highway, roll some dungeons and dragon dice and go that many exits. If there is only a normal die available, add a zero to the number, and go that many exits. When hungry, pull into the nearest ihop/denny's. Driver never pays for gas or food.
by 2SXE4U March 31, 2011
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by Butt Masterson February 13, 2009
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Guy 1- Gotta go to sleep so I dont sleep drive tommorow
Guy 2- Sleep driving?
Guy 1- Yeah, you know, when you dont remember any of the drive once you arrive at your destination
Guy 2-Oh Yeah
Guy 2- Sleep driving?
Guy 1- Yeah, you know, when you dont remember any of the drive once you arrive at your destination
Guy 2-Oh Yeah
by whoaheyohwhoa April 5, 2009
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Generally refers to a girl with ample breasts and/or buttocks, implying that these would be an adequate substitute for airbags. Most often applies to anime girls, due to the fact that many are drawn with breasts twice the size of one's head. This term can be applied to women irl, though caution should be exercised.
Generally refers to a girl with ample breasts and/or buttocks, implying that these would be an adequate substitute for airbags. Most often applies to anime girls, due to the fact that many are drawn with breasts twice the size of one's head. This term can be applied to women irl, though caution should be exercised.
Bob: Forget D cups, those things are freaking GG! And an ass to match, damn!
Ted: Safe driving at its finest, my friend.
Ted: Safe driving at its finest, my friend.
by SnowBlows August 6, 2008
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