A vagina with a three-day beard. Specifically the vagina of a woman who shaves, but has not done so in more than two days and less than one week.
Yo, did you go down on Marie last night?
I started to, but she had a fuzzy douglas. That shit felt like sand paper.
I started to, but she had a fuzzy douglas. That shit felt like sand paper.
by Funkyard August 19, 2013
A fag who sucks at baseball and will be chatting boy during baseball season. Brayden also models for the lucky charms box. He runs like there’s a pole stuck up his ass and nobody knows why
by Brayden Douglas November 08, 2019
by Alex Douglas hatter January 05, 2017
a heartless retarded CUNT who murdered 3 people one only 5 years old . he should die in the most painful way
news brodcaster " douglas garland, 54 has pleaded not guilty to 3 counts of 1st degree murder. he will spend a minumum of 75 years behind bars"
by vagina in cock May 14, 2022
An alien-like creature, founded by H.A.M. He was found under a rock after ham blarged it up one night. He was let back into space, and every time theres a shooting star, its just Shwigger Douglas shooting a load across the sky.
by blargboyz February 06, 2010