Doucheboy

Young Teenagers going into adulthood who act like complete Douches

Person A: Hey do you think the One Direction boys are Assholes

Person B:Yeah I think they are all a bunch of Doucheboys

by JoseAwesomeness May 10, 2015

Douchecollar

The Bluetooth thin collar style headphones being used by douchebags to insulate and avoid society.

As if the earpods and Bluetooth earplugs weren't enough, the bling of the moment is the douchecollar.

by EE502 June 19, 2015

doucheboard

Those $400 segways without the handle that all viners have that make you like the the absolute biggest fuckboy douchebag in the world. Some retards may call it a hoverboard, but since there are two wheels that touch the ground, it doesn't hover. Someone on a doucheboard may be

-Wearing a flat brim hat backwards
-Wearing those long shirts that go down to your thigh
-Wearing skinny jeans
-Wearing huge Nike high tops
-Making a Musical.ly
-Making a Vine
-Sending pictures of his tiny dick to girls twice his age on Snapchat
-Bringing cancer to all

"Hey, why's that douche on a segway without a handle? "
"It's called a doucheboard."
"Wow I think I'm gonna kill myself now"

by Papa Squirt July 24, 2016

Douchedale

A place where entitled bourgeois a-holes inhabit.

The atmosphere in the bar was lovely, but now it's douchedale.

by noble_1 June 22, 2016

Douchebonic Plague

The feeling like everyone around you is a douchebag .

Groups of people jumping on board of a stupid fad .

The rapid spread of douchebaggery .

Watching a group of kids dabbing made me leave immediately before I caught the Douchebonic Plague . .

by DDT4U September 14, 2016

douchecumpoop

A douchecumpoop is a total moron who is a very huge douche and doesn’t even know it

That Eric is clueless, what a douchecumpoop!

by Ringer_of_O's May 7, 2018

Douched

When a standard sized vehicle passes another vehicle on the right or when I semi truck passes another vehicle on either side.

Wow that Camry just douched me on the right when I was going five over the speed limit in the passing lane.

by Ramonasfavturtle July 26, 2021