Doot

A toot that turns into a dook.

I just accidentally dooted, its dripping down my leg.

by coochmuncher1234 January 1, 2023

doot

Mainly remembered as a 1 second youtube clip of a skeleton head holding a trumpet and making a single sound that is interpreted as "doot"

-Hey man, have you seen that video of the skeleton that "doots"

-Yeah, its really funny

by skalleper September 28, 2018

Doot

A term usually heard in South Essex to describe someone or something that is bad or sub-standard.

"Geez, how were you yesterday. I text you but you weren't about?"

"Naa geez, I was feeling bare doot."

by AllowIt February 25, 2019

Doot Club

A College Orgy

Oi did you see Doot Club on the dance floor last night !

by Doot Master 3000 March 25, 2023

Hork Hork Hork Glorp Glorp Gloop Gloop Gloop Doot Doot

Gibberish nonsense that apparently describes cake

"Hork hork hork glorp glorp gloop gloop gloop doot doot, Cake at Stake!"

by Robiginal October 25, 2025

Doot Boot

Northern Irish for Cuntpunt!

She needs a good Doot Boot!

by CloBlow October 8, 2019

Doot

Death doubter.

Australian term for someone who does not believe in a natural death through ageing.
Derived from the archaic Scottish terms doubt and the archaic Dutch term for death.
used as an Interjection against an irritant.

"Wanna smoke?", "shit no man, doot!"

by cost.rocks June 16, 2018