dook makes the funny jokes makes me go lol lol olol

when dook makes a funny joke that makes everyone laugh so hard funny

dook: POOP
everyone: dook makes the funny jokes makes me go lol lol olol

by bpglblglblp August 20, 2019

dook pack

getting packed in discord and leaving the server

"HE JUST GOT DOOK PACKED LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by raindev August 02, 2021

Duke Dook

When you shit on a Duke University basketball player mid game and bitch slap them.

OH SHIT! He got Duke Dooked!

by gioisdying February 26, 2023

dook cannon

A butt. "Dook" being the shortened form of dookie poop and "cannon" referring to the large artillary weapon, likening a turd to a cannonball.

If I don't grt to a bathroom, my dook cannon is going to blow a hole in my britches.

by DedGum February 16, 2019

Dook-Res

The residue of dookie left on something. Pants, the toilet, your hand....

"I have dook-res on my undies."

by Liz David November 21, 2024

shlopin’ a dook

When you want to say that you’re using the restroom but your vocabulary is limited to Anime American-English

Hi baka, i’m just shlopin’ a dook right now!!!

by icybus February 29, 2024

cut a dook

Synonymous with defecating. Taking a shit. Dropping a deuce. Cutting a dook.

Dammit! Someone is in the men's room cutting a dook!
I have to go cut a dook.

by Caliado September 04, 2015