The Great Dong

What you have (unless you’re a girl, or are you…?)
Did you see The Great Dong in Jack’s bathroom?
by thegreatdong January 09, 2023
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Gong Dong

When a man's male member is so large that he could use it to strike a gong.
Man 1: dude, i got an 18-inch dick
Man 2:damn dude, you got a gong dong
by THE_BOULDER February 08, 2017
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Dump and Dong

The infamous dump and dong prank is commonly associated with drunken youths looking to have some fun (and a place to shit). While it is often used by those with a grudge against a local home or business owner, this is not always the case.

The act is similar to the more popular prank in which someone obtains a brown bag of dog shit and lights it on fire in front of someone's home, and subsequently runs away and hides like a bitch. However, the more complex dump and dong requires one of the participants to take a shit while standing on the porch. They may then ring the doorbell (hence the ding "dong") and hide to watch the greeter's reaction.

Those more daring may choose to take the titular "dong" literally. In addition to taking a dump on the front porch, they will keep their pants unzipped and expose their manhood to the unfortunate soul answering the door. This is where the prankster's creativity can shine. They may wave it around slowly, shake it back and forth in a rapid motion, or some combination of both. Once satisfaction is reached, it is advised to that the prankster sprint to a nearby getaway car that has been prepped for such an occasion.

(Tip: never dump and dong someone you know. Also be sure to check that no children are present.)
Andrew: "I can't believe the bowling alley manager won't let us inside. I wish we could get back at him somehow."
Doug: "I've got it! Let's dump and dong him!"
by FreshestofDougs December 01, 2013
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Dong Flow

The sexual itinerary of your penis. The same as your daily "work flow" or "gym flow."
Going out to the club later tonight. Gonna get my dong flow on beforehand, don't wanna go out with a loaded gun. #dongflow
by Don Lon August 05, 2014
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Magnum Dong

Magnum Dong is a phrase said by Danny DeVito. He requires a Monster Condom for his Magnum Dong.
I dropped my Monster Condom for my Magnum Dong.
by Bruuh Moment August 02, 2019
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expand dong

To edit the text in an image and rearrange the letters to spell a nonsensical and often sexually suggestive/explicit phrase. Similar to the recurring gag that appears in the children’s book series “Captain Underpants”, but more risqué. The original “Expand Dong” was morphed from text found on the box cover of Donkey Kong 64.

sbubby is a variant of Expand Dong that focuses on corporate logos.
That “Thicc Mintsimage is one of the best examples of expand dong that I’ve ever seen.
by Baconfry February 06, 2019
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Splatter Dong

When you cum on a chicks pussy but not inside her then smack your still hard dong on the puddle of cum sitting on her clit and it splatters all over her stomach and thighs.
I splatter donged her so hard that the cum hit her face.
by dancing jake94 November 14, 2007
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