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Built-different syndrome

When a man is suddenly stricken with the urge to wear shorts in a blizzard
Person 1: look at Jeff over there! He must be freezing.

Person 2: he woke up with a bad case of built-different syndrome this morning.
by trixiespinkytoe March 26, 2021
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And now for something completely different

Monty python inspired phrase muttered under one's breathe, post vinegar strokes.

Usually said whilst concurrently closing all incognito tabs.
"Phwoar baby! YEeahh!!!!
Oh Oh. Aaaah!!!"
*momentarily looks sheepishly around room.
*closes all incognito tabs, and ponders the numerous posibilities in life*
"And now for something completely different!"
*Opens new tab, proceeds to read human interest new article, or check email / take a piss, organise taxes, etc.
by Wayner Wayne September 12, 2021
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Robbie Diff

its used as in somebody is getting loose, its a Victorian (Australian) hockey slang used to describe somebody who is uncontrollable/abusive/loose/loud while under the consuming of dangerous amounts of alcohol
by jamesgjbrown May 18, 2011
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differently

Used as emphasis when someone does something crazy/annoying/that you don't understand...its similar to saying 'on another level' or 'on some next level'
He's annoying me differently mate.

I'm dying (of laughter) differently.
by babygurl123 May 26, 2009
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on the same page, but in different books!

when you know that everything is good with someone/something, but there is still this thing!
said when you are in a situation where you know that something is missing or wrong, but cant quite point out what it is.
John: she said that she knew she loves me, but that there was something missing.
Chris: dude, apparently you guys are "on the same page, but in different books!"
by Haha?? July 29, 2010
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Diffused Downstem

The female part of a bong's downstem that you put the actual bowlpiece into that specifically has around 10-15 small holes blown near the end of the tube that goes into the water.

Contrary to what the dipshit who posted the first definition thought, these holes are not drilled or cut with a laser. I don't know where he got his information, but i have made many diffused downstems in my day, and i certainly do not own a laser or a glass drill bit. I own a torch, and the holes ARE BLOWN LIKE ALL OTHER FORMS OF GLASSWARE INTENDED FOR SMOKING PURPOSES!!!! What a shocker, huh? That glass blowing would involve blowing. The science behind it is that you crank up the oxygen in a oxygen/propane torch so that the flame becomes concentrated, and ultra-hot. Then you heat up a small area that you want one of the holes to cover, and then blow into the tube until the area bubbles up, then pops like gum. You repeat this until there are a sufficient number of holes for there to be little to no drag when hitting the bong that the downstem is intended for. Used properly, this form of downstem enables the smoker to take bigger hits as the smoke is cooled and filtered more efficiently.

The only time a laser is used is for slitted diffusion openings, not holes. This is only found in very upscale bongs like ROORs.
Joe: Hey man, i got 80 bucks, can you make me a kickass bong?

Tom: Yeah for sure, any specific requirements?

Joe: Yeah make that shit with a diffused downstem, i like to take fatty rips of the cheeba.
by Smot_Poker August 10, 2009
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