ditch filter

an absorbent plug in the vagina used for menstruation.

"I just found the cap to the soy sauce bottle in her ditch filter!"

"I can't have sex with my woman because she's on the ditch filter!"

"My woman got pissed off at me and flung her ditch filter at me!"

"I saw a woman pull a ditch filter from her pussy and shove it in a guys face!"

"My wife sent me to the store for her god damn ditch filters!"

by William Larue Smith February 20, 2009

titty ditch

noun- the area between a womans breats

I would like to slide my cock up and down that bitch's titty ditch.

by Fran the Man December 5, 2006

donkey ditch

n. A roundabout way of saying ass hole. Mostly to be used in the vicinity of little kids.

adj. Of or in the form of an ass hole.

"That was such a donkey ditch move."

"You're a donkey ditch."
"What?"
"It's like asshole... but donkey ditch."

by SomeDudeOnTheInternetWriting December 27, 2011

double-ditch

To make another's past actions or words invalid in an insulting or annoying manner.

Aww fuck, she's pregnant? She said she was abstinent. Did she double-ditch?

by Kakisho March 14, 2011

ditch tiger

A Stray Cat in the Country that you see on a back road either in a ditch or crossing the road

We were on a Roadie and almost smoked a ditch tiger

by Travis Matthew February 2, 2007

newmarket ditch

a suburb in Melbourne's west, best known for its multiculturalism, when people visit newmarket they usually call it a "newmarket ditch"

age - hey Q
Q - eyy
age - are we giving it a newmarket ditch later?
Q - ahaha yeah sounds good bro

by Geovan April 13, 2008

ditch

some shiats happens when you did some mistakes, when you can't be forgiven, in court and justice site.

-Ma father stole a car, and he have
some ditchs

-I punch someone, and I got ditch

by GuEs 04 April 21, 2004