dilly dally

Verb: To mess around or waste time. Typically used by the very elderly.

Ah you young whipper snapper. Stop dilly dallying and get off your ass!

by ben June 17, 2004

frilly dilly

The unfortunate result of having a circumcision done with pinking shears.

There's Frank. His doctor was some sort of drunken dumbass when he was born and now he has a frilly dilly.

by Frank Klaune January 2, 2005

Dilly Fisting

Going to fist a woman but you have Parkinson's so you just kind of flail your hand inside her.

"What's your favourite pass time, Michael J Fox?"

"Dilly Fisting"

by Coxhead March 26, 2017

The Dilly Wipe

When you lube up a dido work your partner’s ass without notice for any cleaning or prep time and upon completion of your anal excursion, you wipe the dildo remnants quickly on each of your partner’s ass cheeks.

Carl woke me up this morning didoing my booty hole. It felt good but he smeared me up with the dilly wipe so I had to shower.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

dilly monster

An irritating person who get's easily flustered, frustrated and butt hurt.

It was a joke Jimmy quit being a dilly monster about it.

by Stugots84 June 22, 2015

Dilly Willy

When you stick your willy in a jar of dill pickles and then you slap someone across the face with it.

The first person who passes out at the party gets a Dilly Willy tonight.

by Maupzor December 30, 2010

whats the dilly?

another term for "what's going on?" or "what's happening?"

hey, whats the dilly?, yo

by 86oldsmobuick February 23, 2010