Dildo

Used as a model to daydream about the size of your penis.

Man 1: yo bro is that your penis?

Man 2: I wish, that’s just my wife’s dildo

by tidepodsupyaass April 26, 2021

DILDO

Acronym for "Dual Income, Love for Dogs Only". Similar to DINK (Dual Income, No Kids), except while accepting reproducing is fucking stupid (take THAT, selfish gene!), a DILDO will take on the roll of pseudo-parents by adopting dogs instead.

"Look at those DILDOs, walking their washed and trimmed poodles."

"When we finish University and start our careers, let's be DILDOs!"

"I'd love to be a DILDO."

by Cackbag March 17, 2014

Dildo

A dildo is when youre not just a dick, but you're a fake dick.

Melody stop being such a dildo!

by Jiggleypuff96 April 18, 2018

Dildo

Can be anything used as a fake penis.

Lesbians: We need a dildo!

by Blob Loblawbloblaw June 12, 2015

DILDO

Dad I'd Like to DO; the opposite of a MILF

Your father is so fine. I mean, c'mon. He is a total DILDO.

by nikstuhh August 1, 2010

Dildo

An electric fly swatter used to kill the giant DnD Clitoris.

"Use the magical Dildo on the Clitoris!!" - Ross

by LSMSA Sad Panda December 28, 2005

Dildo

A fake dick used by lezbians trying to pull of as men.

I hope this hot girl doesn't find out that my dick is a dildo.

by Dildo man May 23, 2007