dildo 

1. a "play toy" that looks like a dick...
2. also, my friend's nickname

1. she used the dildo all night last night
2. "hey dildo, how r u today..."

dildo by The "Fake" Lauren August 5, 2004

dildo 

A plastic item used in the place of a dick by women.all men envy it because it is bigger than theirs will ever be.Women loveit because it works a treat.

Angela used a dildo yesterday because John weren't going to have sex with her

dildo by expertno1 June 22, 2014

dildo 

Someone who has their head up ones ass.

Quit being such a dildo, your getting corn in your hair.

dildo by dildinator April 16, 2003

dildo 

Hamtaro's favorite weapon,except his are generally metal,and barbed. The kind you buy in naughty stores aren't often capable of torture and mutilation.

Cartman: Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
Cartman's Mom: Well I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!

dildo by 0niTTRay October 4, 2003

dildo 

Sumthing that girls use all the fucking time....They dont stop either...
Cassie:Adam ur dicks to small..wheres my dildo?
Adam: Wtf!?

OOh nice big dildo I LUV IT

dildo by Nigga Ali March 15, 2005

dildo 

An endearment used between two women that are friends.

Amy is my dildo.

dildo by Amie April 9, 2004

Dildo 

The name you call your boyfriend/lover when all he is good for is sex.

You're my dildo

Dildo by sexigurrl February 4, 2015