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Digital Performer

Pro Audio recording software for Mac. Used by douche bags and pretentious assholes who enjoy the smell of their own farts. DP users think they are better than you simply because they use DP instead of Pro Tools, Logic, etc.
What? You use Pro Tools? Digital Performer is the best software out there, I can't believe you're not using it. By the way, have I told you how good my farts smell?

What do you get when you mix vinegar and water in a bag? A Digital Performer user!
by The1andonly November 10, 2007
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digital detritus

The thousands of email addresses, blogs, GeoCities sites, AngelFire and Tripod pages that are floating around cyberspace, neglected by creators who have forgotten the passwords to the accounts.
I made a GeoCities page when I was in high school and have no idea what the URL is, it's just another piece of digital detritus now.
by DT Blair October 1, 2010
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Digital Door Slam

DDS Digital Door Slam
Girl: "Why do you treat me like some dumb sorority girl?"
Guy: "It's not how it looks. I really do care about you..."
Girl: "Well then what's with those pictures of you and my roommate?"
Guy: "Sorry?"
...
Guy: "Hello?"
...
Guy: "Did you just DDS me?"
Girl is offline.
by collyrobbins October 8, 2009
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digital burger flipper

A tech support person devoid of any analytical or troubleshooting skills. One who reboots, reinstalls, and swaps parts instead of trying to figure out the problem. Also referred to as a "DBF".
The digital burger flipper's been here three times and the printer's still fucked up.
by Snad October 12, 2008
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Digimon

1. An anime series that has been constantly slandered by pokemon fans and attempts to ruin it were made by horrible dubbers, but is still truly one of the greatest(And darkest.) anime of all time, and has spawned quite a large fandom(And some truly great fanfics.) Anyone who says they saw the dark masters arc and didn't shed a single tear is either inhuman, lying, or having a serious problem with his or her tear ducts.(AKA Digimon Adventure)

2. Digimon Tamers

3. Digimon Frontier

4. An assortment of various monsters that are the native inhabitants of the digital world in any of the digimon series.
Digimon is one of the most underrated anime of all time.
by birdboy2000 February 8, 2004
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digimote

Pass the digimote please darling
by Manngela April 29, 2008
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Digital Vice

The very best in Electronic Sports coverage in the world.
"Digital Vice's arcade isn't blocked at school"
by Digital-Vice February 17, 2009
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