dicketician

Dick Doctor

My dick is not feeling well, I better go see a dicketician

by badimag April 1, 2015

dickletree

a word used to describe somebody who has pubic hair on the head of their penis.

Wow he has a really big dickletree.

by Eardrop March 29, 2017

Dickwet fever

The male disease that is the reason clearly friend-zoned guys still inevitably try to sleep with their female pals and acquaintances

Yeah I was just trying to have a normal intellectual conversation with this guy but he texted me later with dickwet fever about going dancing aftur midnight

by Yowzawowza July 23, 2017

Dickstraw

Dick on a straw

can I use your dickstraw?

by Dick ona straw October 5, 2017

Dickstitch

When you’ve ridden so much dick that you give yourself a stitch.

Me: “Yo Meggsie Jo, you coming out?”
Meggsie Jo: “In a second, I’ve got a dickstitch, I’m stretching it out”

by Nicki G February 14, 2018

Dickster

A real asshole of a cat.

The Dickster can also be a sweetheart

by Log1rt December 25, 2018

Dickstractions

Distracted by the dick and fucking off all responsibilities.

"I have so many dickstractions; I can't get anything done"

by Rinsidy June 9, 2019