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Dick down december

An all month holiday where you and you partner get down and dirty until their knees are weak
"Are you participating in dick down december?" "Hell yea"
by Mommysbunny August 28, 2021
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Deep-throat Dick December

Following no nut November since the female population were unable to get action due to the males being committed to not nutting. Deep throat dick December is the time where females have to deep throat a dick at least once a week for every week of December. Failure to do so will lead to disqualification.
Girl 1: omg it’s December tomorrow you know what that means

Girl 2: omg yes it’s time for deep-throat dick december I'm so ready thank fuck.
by HairyToesBillyJoes November 4, 2019
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Grab dick december

Girls it’s payback time, grab dick December! Payback for the slap as October! So boys you’ll better watch out for your nuts
Oh lord not grab dick December better stuff my pants and protect my pp
by Nattttttaaaa November 2, 2020
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Don’t Dick December

Where anyone can have sex but no dick.
“Ready for tonight 😏??”
“Sorry babe it’s Don’t Dick December
by braceface69 November 18, 2022
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No Dick December

“No Dick December” is only for the ladies. After No Nut November the ladies deserve what it feels like.
Brian-“ay want some dick bbygrl
Sasha-“I cant it’s -No Dick December-“
by Dadique November 29, 2020
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Damage Dick December

Aka. DDD-lite
The easy version of Destroy Dick December (DDD). In Damage Dick December (DDD-), you ejaculate 3 times a day or more by any means that involves physical stimulation of the penis. Once you've completed the challenge, you'll have ejaculated at least 93 times in one month.

This version of the challenge is necessary because no one has ever actually completed Destroy Dick December and some have actually been hospitalized in the attempt.
"I failed Destroy Dick December last year, so I think I'll just do Damage Dick December this year."
"Oh, you're trying DDD-lite? Well, good luck. It might get hard around Christmas and New Years with all your family over."
" What, my dick or the challenge?"
"Both."
by Biggest Dicky November 12, 2020
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Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.
Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.
by eartherygubb October 1, 2020
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