dave chappelle

the greatest comedian who busted on r. kelly with his skit i wanna piss on you on his show on comedy central

haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i don't even want none of the above i want to piss on u.
yes i do, i'll piss on u i'll pee on u.

by ooooweeeee June 27, 2005

hey dave!

a greeting said to any friend, not only those whose name is dave.

"hey dave!"
"hey rob!"

by roby14 September 18, 2013

doin' it for dave

1. Eating Wendy's for Dave Thomas. RIP

I created this after Dave Thomas died about two years ago. Also, does anyone remember when wendy's use to have salad bars? where did they go?

Hey let's go get some fries & do it for dave.

by Alana July 7, 2004

Two Second Dave

When a guy is receiving a hand job (usually a Light Bulb HJ) and he cums within roughly two seconds.

Man, I'm a Jewish girl named Steph, and I gave that guy a Light Bulb HJ last night, and he was definitely a Two Second Dave

by Luke R April 14, 2008

Dave

Dave a strong but awesome person. Dave a loving person for his family he will protect his family he will never cheet on his wife and is an awesome frien.

man you know Dave he's such a good friend

by Uht uht February 17, 2017

Dave

A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group.

Oh man, I was the Dave of the party.

by Frank Joe October 27, 2006

Dave the Laugh

Absolutle cutest fictitious boy in the world by far. A character in the Georgia Nicolson series by Louise Rennison, Dave the Laugh is a witty lad with an edgy sense of humor.

Dave the laugh got in trouble for putting a "For Sale" sign on his school.

by WestCoastLisa January 26, 2006