Danish Starfish

When a man sticks his fist up a woman's anus, and then procedes to spread his fingers.

I gave her a Danish Starfish the other night!

by BeuhBeuhBeuh August 7, 2009

Darnesha

A sexy girl, with unique personality, she is beautiful inside and out, very creative, and incredibly fun and wise.

She has a bad ass attitude, but soft on the inside. She got an banging body, and likes to speak her mind. Girls wanna be her, while Guys wanna have her.
Guy #1: I want to have Nesha kinda girl.

Guy #2: That girl Nesha is one of a kind.

Guy #1: Darnesha is very lovely

Guy #2: That girl Darnesha is Amazing

by Darnesha February 2, 2017

danish sack

a scrotum that has not been washed in 3 weeks and 7 seconds

Bill Cosby has a danish sack.

by devondra January 17, 2009

Danish Invasion

A sexual act between partners of 1 or more involving a Viking Helmet with Horns, 2 Danish pastries and a adult Pig. The Pig does not partake in the actual act of sex, it is there strictly as an a observer.

A Danish Invasion can only be preformed with a a Viking Helmet with Horns, 2 Danish pastries and a adult Pig. The Pig does not partake in the actual act of sex, it is there strictly as an a observer. The Viking Helmet is to be worn by 1 of the participants, it does not matter which. The Danish pastries are to worn instead of condoms and the pig is set at an angle within the vicinity of the participants to observe Coidus taking place.

by Stormagedan October 26, 2013

danish mystery

The act of covering the testicles in Cinnamon and Icing Sugar then proceeding to place the coated testicles in the mouth of an individual.

'Barry Danish Mystery'd me the other night. I fancied pastries but we had none in'

or

'Danish Mystery - If Starbucks did teabagging'

by Sketchy001 November 8, 2015

Danish Dryer

When hydraulic oil leaks in the hub of a wind turbine, you add a bag of shop towels and a jug of simple green. You then close the hatches and run the turbine. The rags tumble in the hub and clean up all the spilled hydraulic oil.

The only way to clean up this leak is to run the Danish Dryer.

by Ordam November 17, 2016

Danish

Literally, NO ONE KNOWS!

I cant use Danish in a sentence, but I think it's around here.

by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018