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Damp Pencil

When you fall asleep having sex and your penis stays inside the vagina for the whole night. The next morning when you wake up with morning wood still in the vagina is called damp pencil.
"Dude, I had a crazy damp pencil this morning!"

"Bro, we had so much sex I woke up with damp pencil"
by Snugglebuggle December 20, 2018
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damp

cool, dope, trend-setting
Jay Z man....he's damp!
by the Dampster January 11, 2018
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A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

1)An item of clothing often associated with a person is commonly either wets the bed or has wet dreams.

2)An insult for someone who is boring or may have spunked themselves in public recently.
Man 1: Haha, did you hear about that guy who has wet dreams every night?
Man 2: Jees! What A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms
by Guy Whitaker June 12, 2009
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damp durf

when mormons dry hump with their clothes damp on the living room carpet infront of others
jackson: i'm going to damp durf w the huzz
joey: you mean where mormons dry hump with their clothes damp on the living room carpet infront of others
by joey.batman July 23, 2025
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Damp Musk

The smell that emits from dried up saliva.
“Dude, I fell asleep in class and drooled on my arm. I woke up and it totally smelled Satan’s damp musk.”
by YungDov November 4, 2020
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Silent Damp

A YouTuber with 1,000 subscribers who makes grounded videos out of the cancerous TV show character named Caillou.
“Silent Damp is the worst user ever” - Jon Videogeek

“I hope Silent Damp gets terminated for getting me terminated!” - Stephan The Animator

“Silent Damp’s videos are amazing!” - Ashtonimations

I love you my video about you” - Your Angelica

“AWWW HELL NO YOUR ANSLUTTICA!” - JakeAnimations
by SilentDamp 😉 June 7, 2018
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damp pants

When you suck water up into your gaping vag hole and it oozes back out into your pants much later.....making a smelly mess.

Damp Pants
After a long night in the hot tub; I bent her over only to findsmellydamp pants.

She said that she had taken a long bath earlier that day. Yet, still there was this smell. When she bent over I looked in horror to see the origin of the stank.There it was. Right in the cameltoe center of her yoga pants.......The wet spot. She had damppants for sure!
by CuddleCunt January 11, 2018
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