MUSKOGEE WHOPPEE CUSHION

The act of performance oral sex on a female and inflating her vaginal cavity with air. Once at capacity you sit on their stomach.

Tom is such a dick, he filled my snatch uo with air last night and sat on my stomach, my neighbors could hear that queef. Now im known as Leah the Muskogee whoppee cushion queen!

by Imafanofyourmom March 18, 2021

Homemade whoopie cushion

Blow into ones pussy and push on stomach to queef.

I made my girl a homemade whoopie cushion

by IMAaceU888 April 23, 2021

Brown whoopee cushion

When you Beat your balls so relentlessly and mercilessly till you crap yourself

Hey mat yesterday I gave myself a Brown whoopee cushion, I was cleaning shit up for hours.

by Strikegold August 24, 2021

Coos(ê) Cushion

The lady version of a cock block.

I was trying to get with my girl but her best bitch had to jump in there with le coos(ê) cushion and straight put my shit on hold.

by JediMasterMorrow March 24, 2022

Cunt Cushion

A male or female friend who acts as a shield against a woman to whom you're not attracted in the slightest.

Oh my god, that chick that's been staring at me all night is coming over to talk to me, but she's sooo not my type. Quick, I need you to be my cunt cushion!

by The Ent August 29, 2010

Cushion

A fat woman.

A spoiled, overindulged girl or woman with a sense of entitlement.

I never liked fairy princesses or any princess of folk tale lore because they were vapid spoiled cushions.

She's such a nasty little cushion, always demanding her way.

by Lil Ringo April 25, 2014

cushion picker

Interior designer. Can be extended to 'cushion picking cunt' to describe the likes of Laurence Llewelyn Bowen et al.

The cushion picker actually thinks he designs when all he actually does is shop for someone else.

by Nick T W February 8, 2008