Ass Crumb's

The matter left behind on the toilet seat from a previous person. Weather it's.... s**t, hair,sweat, anything with pigment. (Usually men). Any type of matter that provokes you to clean and or sanitize the damn thing prior to use. It F**king DISCUSTING , not to mention RUDE.

--"What's wrong honey?"
- "Someone left Ass Crumb's on the seat again"
--Silence
- "So discussing"! (cringe)

by KyCalli September 21, 2015

crumb-crisp

Difficult, unrewarding, tough or nearly impossible to accomplish. Orson Welles did a commercial spot for frozen peas, during which he was required to say "crumb-crisp coating", at which he remarked, "ooh, that's tough."

Lois: How did the hedge-trimming go?
Nick: It was crumb-crisp, I'll tell you. I had the wrong sized blade and there were many biting flies. But I finished at last.

by Jan August 6, 2004

Crumb

To hang out at one's home for a prolonged period of time without doing anything productive.

I was crumbing so hard at the crib until Lindsay Lohan told me she wanted to make a sex tape and it motivated me to leave the house.

by mesa g. July 22, 2010

rubber crumbs

Small granules of recycled tires used to pad artificial turf athletic fields or playground surfaces. The crumbs are a bigger and softer than grains of sand. A good way to use recycled used tires.

"I could feel rubber crumbs flying around my legs when I ran the 40-yard dash in my flip-flops."

by yes juanito yes October 23, 2014

crumb cruncher

a way of describing ones children, usually someone elses.

Take the little crumb crunchers to the mexican restaraunt on Wednesday..its kids eat free night

by Bubba D March 21, 2008

crumb snatcher

another word my mom uses for "child"

Get out of here, you little crumb snatcher!

by itsmaddylol April 12, 2011

Crumb Slumming

the process of searching around in the last bits of a chip bag.

Yo pass me some of them Doritos
Alright, but you'll have to go crumb slumming in it

by Tisigornorich July 2, 2010