Congress Crud

Sickness that you get after or during the all American quarter horse congress

I got the congress crud the first day of congress.

by BIG Mannnnn October 15, 2021

Geek Crud

Any combination of airborne or suface-borne illnesses, contracted by the sharing of handheld electronic devices, D&D dice, cards or videogame controllers between various geeks of questionable hygiene. (Also See 'Nerd Flu')

Did you hear that 10,000 people came down with the Geek Crud after that gaming convention last week?

by Lexicon Grrl September 28, 2010

The Crud

A sickness: maybe contagious, probably not. Like the name, it makes you feel like crud. Typically comes around when the seasons change and makes you cruddy

“You wanna go to the lake, Jepp?” “Nah man I’m at home I got the crud” “Well dead gum that’s cruddy” “Yeah, I know”

by Wordsyouneverheard September 05, 2022

Crudding

Similar to looksmaxxing and crud, if someone is crudding, they are attempting to get better than you,

"Crud is not crudding 💀💀💀"

"Yeah, I'm crudding? What makes you think I'm not?"

by Jollliest April 20, 2024

Crud Master

A Crud Master is a definite jalopy of a car. The Crud Master is a rinky dink box of rusty bolts.

My friend pulled up to the party in his Crud Master, so we sent him home.

by Daxton$$$$$$ March 26, 2023

Crud-hustler

Someone whose personal hygiene is more than questionable, and who wears the same underpants till they literally disintegrate.

'' Shall we nip round to Mick's for a brew ? ''.............' ' Are you shitting me ? , I wouldn't touch anything that guy owns. The guy's a crud-hustler, He's been crud - hustling, (adj) so long, if you get downwind from him he smells like a turkey farm ! ''

by Scoobydooby6890@g September 16, 2016

CRUD Designer

A digital product designer.

A person asks, "What do you do for a living?"

Another responds, "I'm a CRUD Designer - I digital and build interfaces that create, read, update and delete."

by Blinkfish May 24, 2025