crow of judgement

Crow of Judgement is a meme often used as a reaction image of judgment and disapproval. It is also captioned and changed to fit different scenarios.

Meme:

-wanna order a Pizza?
+I don't eat cheese!
-(sends a meme picture of a judgmental looking crow, under the picture written: "Crow of Judgement")

*Unfortunately Giphy didn't have the meme in their archive! I wish I could upload a picture myself.

by anonymous November 9, 2021

crow position

defined in the Kama Sutra as "bodies inverted, the two lovers grasp eachothers sex organs with their mouths experiencing great heights of ecstacy"

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to try the crow position in bed tonight.

by DJames August 24, 2006

Crow-Shaped Tool

A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.

"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."

by mikeohl December 14, 2007

Crow bag

British Army slang. Can't Read Or Write.

Don't let any other bell end tell you otherwise.

Shut it crow bag.

by Sheeps teeth July 16, 2014

Crow Slide

An asshole that's so muddy you don't even need to lubricate your cock to get it in.

Since that chick only uses one piece of toilet paper, I was able to do the Crow Slide on her.

by Khaytsus May 2, 2007

crow hoe

️Founded many years ago, a group of main bitches bound to make your life a living hell. They shove their suits up their asses during swim sets, and wear the shortest lululemon booty shorts they can find and sometimes even call themselve the mafia. Beware

dude, look over there now those are some ratchet crow hoes

by crowhoe February 8, 2015

crow titty

according to google images, a crow titty is a REALLY BIG BOOB! LIKE ITS UNNATURAL! WHA THE FUK?? (Also, Crow Tit is the name of a really good song by BTS)

Lesbian 1: Yo, crow titties

Lesbian 2: You know a crow titty is fake, right? There's no way something that big can be real
Lesbian 1:

Lesbian 2:
Lesbian 1: Yeah, you're probably right

by professional gay May 14, 2016