A legendary sex move first mentioned by a character within Will Ferrell's "Old School."
The move itself is not of widespread knowledge, but it consists of a grasshopper like sexual motion and multiple orgasms---every time
The move itself is not of widespread knowledge, but it consists of a grasshopper like sexual motion and multiple orgasms---every time
Ex: "Did you see that guy over there? I heard he is a master of the Crouching Tiger hidden penis, and thus he gets all the ladies."
by imperialcock March 4, 2009
Get the Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis mug.The Crouching Panda occurs when you are climbing a flight of stairs and you trip on a step. You put your hands out and catch yourself before you break your face on the steps. This position you are in is called the "Crouching Panda". If this occurs at school, your backpack may fly over your head and block your vision possibly causing you to trip some more. This makes the "Crouching Panda" twice as funny to see and three times more embarrassing.
"Dude, i was checkin' out this girls ass when i was going up the stairs, and i pulled a crouching panda. It was so embarrassing..."
by Chase61 January 26, 2010
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• crouche
• crouche fart
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• crouched potato
• Croucher Humour
• corner croucher
• couched
• Couche Tard
• crotched
Girl: "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir"
Guy: *Thinks what did she just say? Oh well it sounded sexy I wonder if I can get in her pants* "Wow I didnt know you knew French"
Girl: *Thinks this guy is a loser*
Guy: *Thinks what did she just say? Oh well it sounded sexy I wonder if I can get in her pants* "Wow I didnt know you knew French"
Girl: *Thinks this guy is a loser*
by Nikita Loves Jake.xx October 17, 2008
Get the Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir mug.A cruel but humorous sex move the involves the male pulling the corners of his eyes to blur his vision while having sex, typically with an ugly woman.
"Hey Bill did you and toothless Tammy get it on last night?"
"Yeah but I had to Vietnamese Crouching Tiger her all night"
"Yeah but I had to Vietnamese Crouching Tiger her all night"
by heeeymonkeey May 5, 2009
Get the Vietnamese crouching tiger mug.by Anonymous August 12, 2003
Get the Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir mug.When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.
by Psycho Bob March 3, 2003
Get the crotched mug.Date: "Say something romantic."
You: "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
Date: "That sounds so romantic."
You: "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
Date: "That sounds so romantic."
by vgmaster831@gmail.com December 13, 2009
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