Skip to main content

tournament crouch

The act of crouching over a woman to engage her in the fashion of an 8-ball break at a pool table
Bobby lines up on Betty in the tournament crouch, silence please
by Eddie Torres E.T. July 16, 2021
mugGet the tournament crouchmug.

Crusty Crouch

A sexual act of cumming on a woman's vagina she then let's it get flakey you then lay on a bed as she squats over your face. The woman then shakes her hips letting cum flakes gracefully land on your face.
Last night my wife crusty crouched me it was a team effort but the reward was a crusty face
by UwU crust July 20, 2019
mugGet the Crusty Crouchmug.

Crouched

I was so tired I just crouched last night.
by CRussy August 15, 2022
mugGet the Crouchedmug.

do the crouch

A new dance sweeping the nation in the UK all because one poncy football player got a little too carried away.

Background info can be found at www.dothecrouch.com
I've scored a hat-trick against Jamaica you know what, i think i'll do the crouch
by \_-_-_/ June 11, 2006
mugGet the do the crouchmug.

crouching cunt

valorant cunts who crouch when they see you
fking crouching cunt dodged all my headshot bullets, motherfucker

this piece of crouching cunt, fking cunt cunting cunt cunt. piece of shit keeps crouching
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023
mugGet the crouching cuntmug.

Share this definition