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Crippleshits

(Noun) A sudden, explosive movement of the lower bowel that's barely arrested by a strong and nimble brown eye sphincter.

However, the casualty's lucky break is short-lived as the ordeal becomes a private and painful contest between voluntary and involuntary strength.

Symptoms vary by severity and may be evidenced by an awkward forward gait produced by one or more of the following conditions: Clenched buttocks, locked out knees, stiffened toes and protruding upward, a upward-tilted pelvis, grunting/moaning, wild eyes, a sense of impending doom or hopelessness, and unremitting inquiries for nearest bathroom, broom closet, back-alley, or car wash.

Untreated, this condition invariably leads to Sharting.
"Hey Joe, why you walkin' like that? - you bust your knees?"
"Ooof! Ooof! Got the crippleshits ! Where's the can?"
by The Cobra Snake October 29, 2015
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cripple ship

1. a disabled vessel
2. a nickname for someone with really weird friends/a nickname your friend called you once as a joke but soon became the name they use for you all the time...
3. Friends with poppet and sarita
Cripple Shipppp!!!!" or "Come on little ship"
by Cripple Ship May 30, 2011
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Crippled Pirate

A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a woman's eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
She didn't want to swallow, so I pulled out and hit her in the eye. I kicked her shin, so while she was one leg, yelling, with one eye covered, she looked like a crippled pirate.
by Tuxedokitty August 30, 2013
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Cipples

Cipples= cat nipples. I was lying on the floor and suddenly yelled out CIPPLES. Cipples are cat nipples.
by Monica McGeek August 31, 2013
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cripple crew

Usually the group of hurt athletes sitting on the sidelines or the bench. Can consist of but is not limited to; The kid who is always hurt, the kid who is hurt once and or the kid who everyone knows isn't hurt but acts like he is to skip a practice/game. usually 3 or more of them makes a crew any less its not. Quite common
Dude why are those guys over on the bench for I haven't seen them play yet?
Oh that's the cripple crew
by xnaggax January 10, 2014
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cripple plate

A license plate which indicates that a vehicle is being operated by a cripple or is used for cripple transport. Most license plates will display the standard wheelchair symbol or the abbreviation 'DP' for disabled person.
"We're barely moving! The guy in front of me is driving like an idiot," said Jim.
"Well, you should've noticed the cripple plates on his car before you got behind him," responded his wife.
by MateoXDelgado February 4, 2014
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crippled nipple

The Disabledness After getin Purple Nurpled
john got a serious crippled nipple aafter yesterday
by poptartslapper March 17, 2014
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