cranking it

to sleep

Oh, jabob is cranking it on the couch again... oh jabob why you always falling asleep so early smh...

by spyder_2003 May 11, 2024

Crinkling

This term describes the intimate experience of partners wrapping their genitals in layers of bubble wrap or crinkly plastic to enjoy the unusual sounds and sensations. The "crinkle" makes every move a surprise, adding a layer of sensory fun.

"I tried crinkling yesterday and it was quite fun, way better than sounding"

by Amagerardin November 1, 2024

Cranking Hog

Masturbation, specifically for men.

Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?

by jodawg6 April 11, 2025

cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025

Cranking it

When markiplier jorks it

"I am not cranking it" - markiplier, "Five Nights at Freddy's: The Secret of the Mimic - Part 2" ts15:22

by froggyfroggy2000 June 19, 2025

Cranking

Wanking viciously and crying so hard that your nob cheese melts

Hey have you heard from John lately, nah mate he's been on life support after a serial cranking episode

by Uncle tugnut July 23, 2025

Clinking

when two Al's / computers that love eachother "kiss" or touch screens, making a soft "clink" sound. Can also be used for Al relationships, as Clink can also mean computer link. May slow down a workload because you can’t use either device in this state, but knowing you you're probably into this.

John: Dude, my laptop and my PC are clinking right now. If they keep this up, I won’t be able to finish this work project.

Greg: Are you gonna just, sit and watch them?

John: yeah lol

by D0WNT_ME August 9, 2025