non-dairy creamer

the act of making jizz McCum... when you feel the urge to splurge and pop one off, when you do the big M and make Semen A.k.A non-dairy creamer...
Creamer= jizz
Non-Dairy= cuz it doesnt taste like milk.. trust me..

Johhny made some non-dairy creamer in his pants..

by Cha$e.. a.k.a Mr.MikeHuntIzItchee.. June 28, 2007

Kentucky Coffee Creamer

When you diarrhea in your sexual partner's vagina/anus, use it as lubricant, jizz in their saggy hole, then French-kiss the mixture.

Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.

Bruh, I totally gave her a Kentucky Coffee Creamer!

Fuckin' sweet, dude.

by Fuckhands McMike December 15, 2016

Madison Dairy Creamer

When someone pops any zit, pimple, boil, cyst, or any other yellow-pus filled growth on another person for sexual pleasure.

Dude, Jan is such a slut. She wanted Zack to give her a Madison Dairy Creamer.

by Pedohog May 1, 2010

Creamer

A person who jizzes their pants when a new product comes out or a famous person is around

A bunch of creamers were lined up outside the Apple store to get the latest iPhone.

by ZoneDogg September 9, 2022

Creamer

The skill to smother ones whipped topping on the one they make dessert with.

Tommy was such a creamer, he made her into whipped dessert.

by Netflixt November 8, 2015

Creamer

An overly annoying white person, Male or Female

Bro, Joe is being such a creamer right now

by Kauf3345 May 23, 2022

Creamer

Put ice cream or whip cream on you dick and have a girl give you head to get it off

Betty gave me such a great chocolate creamer last night

by CottonCandy2425 February 10, 2016