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Chonies in a Crockpot 

Chonies in a Crockpot; a compilation of holiday leftovers from the fridge used to make a meal until your next payday.
Looks like we’re doing leftovers until NYE.

After dinner Christmas dinners.

Mom grabs shit from the fridge to put together a meal , shit looks nasty, like Chonies in a Crockpot.

Chili in a Crockpot

When you have diarrhea , say from chili, and you take your lover's feet in your hands and press then back until their vagina is in the air. You then proceed to put YOUR "Chili" in her "Crockpot" before making sweet sweet spicy love to "It".
Jimmy, gave his girl a Chili in a Crockpot until his pecker looked like a chocolate Banana!

South Pekin Crockpot 

The South Pekin crockpot is when you cook up a big batch of Meth, then you hallucinate and mow down your entire family!
This morning I ran out of my stash, so I had to whip up a South Pekin Crockpot

The Levittown Crockpot

When your about to eat out an ugly bitch, and her pussy smells so bad you have to vomit inside of it to make it taste exquisite.
“Yo, did you go out with that chick last night?”

“Yea cuh, but her pussy tasted like my dad’s hemorrhoids so, you know I had to give her The Levittown Crockpot.”