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a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."
by Ariluto April 30, 2006
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The cow's tits

When something is very good or above average. The equivalent to the bees knees, cats pyjamas and dogs bollocks
"Did you watch The Simpsons last night?"

"Yeah! I love The Simpsons! It's the cow's tits!"
by fwantastique April 27, 2009
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cowssacre

A cowssacre is an act in the popular indie game, Minecraft, where a person will find a multitude of cows, then proceed to slaughter each one. Whether it be individual killings, or mass murder.
Miner 1: "Dude let's go on a cowssacre in the forest!"
Miner 2: "NO! Didn't you hear what happened at Virginia Tech?!"
Miner 1: "No, It's ok! This is a video game so nothing on the internet can be directly traced back to us!"
Miner 2: "Oh, ALRIGHT!"
*Gang proceeds to use their admin powers to smite all the cows*
by PlannedBoredom December 15, 2011
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cowster

Oh my gawd, he's dressed like a fucking cowster.
by pattykake October 25, 2012
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Cowsta

A large hemorrhoid located on the left side of the anus. Typically caused by innate brain cell deficiency or brain damage. Has a mortality rate of 97% and is extremely contagious. Symptoms are described as loss of intelligence and a general sense of worthlessness. The only cure is complete eradication of the body, effectively cremation.
"John got a case of Cowsta, and we had to put him down."
by The Nutcraker October 7, 2012
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Cowsy

It comes from rhyming slang, a cows hoof is a poof. So short for cows hoof is cowsy.
Bro did you see that cowsy over there?
by Captain C-Walker September 5, 2021
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Cowsmop

An absolutely horrible person, often found playing Battlefield. The only good part of him is that he is pro at PC, but he is also racist, evil, and abuses animals. You should avoid this man at all costs, he can be characterized from a distance as he has not yet entered puberty.
Guy 1: He's so horrible!
Guy 2: I know, he's a Cowsmop
by Keyguyperson November 26, 2013
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