Jacob Cote

The sexiest beast muffincake alive;
He loves his black buddie ... Joe
And his best friend Juan

Jacob Cote is the sexiest beast muffincake alive and you should not be able to define him except for his friends Joe and Juan

by mrifresh55, hxckideskimo August 6, 2010

coiter

to engage with another partner of the opposite sex through the act of shoving a penis into the vagina producing an orgasm. Another word for sex.

I like to coiter on beaches in the sunset.

by nathan aka natedog July 24, 2005

cootie hunt

why the school nurse sometimes sends people home to have their hair combed out for li'l bitty varmints crawling around in it; also known as Lice Chex.

Seven kids in our room got sent home today for a cootie hunt, Mom, including me!

by jimmiedavurdmeister January 2, 2009

coti

Acronym that stands for "crying on the inside"

I accidentally squirted hand sanitizer in my eye. While I may look normal, I'm actually coti.

by actuallycrying March 15, 2016

colien

Colien is a polish name. Colien is a very nice person, she's funny and everybody likes her. Everybody want a best friend like Colien.

1: i want a best friend..
2: do you see the girl next to us? I bet she's nice, she looks like a Colien

by swaesno1 January 8, 2017

Unemployment Cooties

fear of interacting with an unemployed person for fear that whatever caused him or her to be unemployed will transfer to you. Originally used by John Stewart on the Daily Show.

After I lost my job, all of my "friends" suddenly became too busy to spend time with me. I guess I have unemployment cooties.

by wouldaben January 4, 2011

sage coté

The best person ever, basically it's an honor if you ever even see him.

Sage Coté is the best guy ever

by tad550 November 19, 2015