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consecotaleophobia

Young Tatum was carried screaming from Wong's Chinese Eatery as her parents were stoned and had forgotten her intense fear of chopsticks.
by Otis O'Blyng January 26, 2004
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Conservapedia

A webpage which serves a purpose of countering Wikipiedia's alleged bias towards "liberalism." The truth is, it's just an intolerant, religious persn that bashes everything that goes against his religious, political, and scientific views, that most closely resemble those of a caveman. An apparently strong believer in the Jonah in the whale fairy tale of the bible, he insists that evolutionists suffer a syndrome called "evolution syndrome" and that we just "somehow" know that we came from other species. In what his words would be, he is a false prophet.
GOP convention

John: I saw a black man today. Oh, and also one of those hippies evolutionists.

Calvin: yeah i read about them in conservapedia. Strange folk
by LukeSky🚶 May 1, 2014
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Onion-tended Consequences Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Onion-tended Consequences Burger, it's got onion!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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Fornication Under the Consent of the King

this is the expanded abbreviation of the word or slang term which is FUCK.
a long time in England, one would need to get 'consent' from the king, if a couple would ever want to have sex or have a child (this is not including nobility or royalty)
man:"Lets have a child"
Woman: "But first we must get 'fornication under the consent of the king.
use that next time you want to swear :D
by rachell09 January 22, 2009
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compassionate conservatism

"Compassionate conservatism" is when a conservative gives you a reach around while fucking you up the ass and stealing all your money to give to his friends in big business.
If you're gonna inflict "compassionate conservatism" on us George, be sure to use some lube.
by Jay Naylor July 11, 2006
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age of consent

A law you're too young to understand.
by NuclearDuckie March 29, 2011
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consecrate

The consecration of the top religious leader.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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