Cool as beans

To stick your finger in another mans anus, remove sniff and possibly lick, then insert back into your own anus during homosexual acts.

Alex was cool as beans all summer long.

by El Toros May 21, 2021

Cool beans

A slang term originated in the 60s for the words cool, awesome, or legit

Also can be used sarcasm

Cool beans has made it big in pop culture

Nick- Wass up homie, I got da greatest news
Lance- what’s it’s bro

Nick- I got my drivers license back
Lance- cool beans bruh
Nick- I know right

by Oh really??? March 31, 2019

Cool Beans

An expression to show that you find the topic cool or that you don't really care

Dwayne: I'm bored
Me: Cool beans

by I simp for 2D men July 3, 2020

cool beans

Origin. Jack and the beanstalk.

Jack, a poor country boy, trades the family cow for a handful of magic beans, which grow into an enormous beanstalk reaching up into the clouds, to which his mother replies “cool beans”

whoa, that massive stalk grew over night… that’s wild… cool beans

by doctor tj December 4, 2021

cool beans

What normie parents say when they first discover "humor" and want to seem cool. Most often used in place of approving/encouraging words like " nice " or "awesome."

person: I got an A+ on my essay!
uncool person: Cool beans.

by confusedindigo March 5, 2020