When a woman inserts a large zucchini into her vagina while the unsuspecting zucchini is simultaniously hollowed out and fucked by a vegetable sex crazy man.
Me: "Keith, how come there are no vegetables in this salad?"
Keith: "Jasmine and I used them all up in a vegetable connection this afternoon."
Me: "So where are the leftovers?...asshole!"
Keith: "Jasmine and I used them all up in a vegetable connection this afternoon."
Me: "So where are the leftovers?...asshole!"
by NephthysScream July 14, 2010
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Connecticut - Skyy for the rich and Dubra for the poor. Is it nice? Sometimes. Does it suck? Depends on where you are.
Someone get the state some seroquel.
Someone get the state some seroquel.
by CTBorn August 9, 2010
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Get the Conner mug.the best kind of connection you can have. a reliable connection that gets a wide variety of headie weeds. some ranging in prices, color, density, crystals, etc. But the end result, you get incredibly high.
Skarl: "Yo, I was at the Lesh concert last night and met this incredible headie connection. He's got that shit on lockdown 24/7."
by john himself September 5, 2008
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At age 14 Sean Connery became the first freshman ever to be elected prime minister of the entire student body at his high school.
Recent DNA testing show possibilities that Sean Connery is a descendant of William Wallace, Napoleon, Joan of Ark, and arguably king Tut. It is likely that he also is related to John Lennon and recently deceased NFL star safety Sean Taylor.
Sean Connery is said to have accepted the role of James Bond because the character of Bond is so closely related to Sean himself. (Although he denies it, many say he was highly involved in MI6 in his earlier years.)
One of the most prevalent rumors involving Sir Connery's Knighthood is that the Queen Knighted him largely due to his stunning linguistic and negotiation skills during the Cuban Missile Crisis. As an experienced MI6 operative at that time, he persuaded the Soviet Union and the United States to ease off on the ongoing hostilities, preventing a possible third World War. After this accomplishment he decided to end is MI6 career and go full-fledged into the film industry.
On a lighter note, Sean Connery never has pizza delivered to him. He just eats Digiorno. Its not delivery, its Digiorno.
At age 14 Sean Connery became the first freshman ever to be elected prime minister of the entire student body at his high school.
Recent DNA testing show possibilities that Sean Connery is a descendant of William Wallace, Napoleon, Joan of Ark, and arguably king Tut. It is likely that he also is related to John Lennon and recently deceased NFL star safety Sean Taylor.
Sean Connery is said to have accepted the role of James Bond because the character of Bond is so closely related to Sean himself. (Although he denies it, many say he was highly involved in MI6 in his earlier years.)
One of the most prevalent rumors involving Sir Connery's Knighthood is that the Queen Knighted him largely due to his stunning linguistic and negotiation skills during the Cuban Missile Crisis. As an experienced MI6 operative at that time, he persuaded the Soviet Union and the United States to ease off on the ongoing hostilities, preventing a possible third World War. After this accomplishment he decided to end is MI6 career and go full-fledged into the film industry.
On a lighter note, Sean Connery never has pizza delivered to him. He just eats Digiorno. Its not delivery, its Digiorno.
Paul: JFK certainly held his ground against the Soviets.
John: No he didn't, that was Sean Connery you fool!
John: No he didn't, that was Sean Connery you fool!
by Van Wampler February 25, 2008
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