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THE Colin Baker

Colin Baker played the sixth incarnation of Doctor Who.

Unfortunately, some very disreputable, unpleasant Who 'fans' have alleged that Mr Baker endorses their brand of misogynistic comedy, that is only VERY loosely connected to the programme.

Since then, THE Colin Baker has become something of an overnight meme, used to mock these same Who 'fans'
"Who told you could park there?"

"THE Colin Baker, bitch."

"I didn't do my homework. I have a note from THE Colin Baker"
by mizzdefyne June 11, 2008
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Colin

Colin is a guy who instantly becomes number 1 in your heart. He is caring and loving and sweet and is worth holding on to forever. If you meet a Colin than you should feel very special because this is one special guy. Never take for time with Colin for granted because Colin is worth every second you give him. He is always there for you and is very encouraging. Easy to depend on and relate to, he is attracts friends. His personality makes anyone smile and everyday you see him it makes your heart happy. He is beautiful in every single way, not to mention the fact that he super attractive. He has amazing hair and is really smart and considerate and is very reliable. He is the most wonderful person you will EVER meet. Hold on to him! He is a GREAT musician as well! He is so talented, he's just as close to perfect as anyone could get.
Sara: "That guy is sweet like Clark Kent and sexy like superman, who is that?"

Maddie: "Oh he must be a colin"

Lizzie: "I just met the most wonderful person in the entire world, his name was Colin"

Julie: "I wish he liked me, he's too amazing"
by One who loves Colin! <3 June 27, 2013
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Colin The Computer

Colin is the computer in DHMIS, a well known YouTube series. His first appearance is in episode 4.
Man, his cosplay of Colin The Computer is amazing!
by What am I doing with life July 27, 2018
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Collinflower

Real sound lad usually really tall and loves ducks
Wow Collinflower really loves ducks
by Tractorsaregreat May 15, 2019
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terry collins

An alcoholic drink made with Kool aide that causes the imbiber's IQ to almost instantly drop fifty points, thereby causing behavior and actions that leave other people shaking their heads. Eventually leads to walking around with multi colored pens while muttering intangible sentences. See also "clueless".
Oh for crissakes, have you been drinking Terry Collinses again? You're acting like a clueless idiot!
by Johnnyg75 December 28, 2014
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Jay Collins

A name you shout out in moments of euphoria. Also a Mythological God know the World Around, touting from the 805.
The other day I took such a glorious shit that I couldn't help but shout-out "Jay Collins"!
by worldfamous805 June 27, 2018
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Coach Collins

The coachiest coach you will ever seen and is a history teacher... shockingly. Asks his students for various life advice as if we don't live with our parents.

His mobile got struck my lighting and the fire alarm wouldn't stop and didn't get fixed for a solid 24 hours.

Will jump around like an animated daddy long legs and will never stop. The fun don't ever stop.

He just wants to talk about history but his smartboard continuously won't work. Therefore causing aneurisms. Even more aneurysms.

He's trying his best but every time the announcements comes on he dies a little on an inside just like the rest of us.

Takes forever to grade but is so lenient with corrections it's depressing if you don't pass his class.

Cannot pronounce words that reaches a certain number of characters but he tries his best.

For some reason, can state any difference between any shade of orange possible.... specifically Tennessee orange...

10/10 Google stars would recommend his class... specifically for the aneurisms.
Yo bro I didn't go to Coach Collins class today what did I miss?

Just the regular. He had an aneurysm. He tried to use the smartboard and had an another aneurysm. He then gave up and just used a whiteboard instead. And then the announcement came on and he became very depressed and asked for life advice.

Any fun stories about his daughter?

Yeah she blatantly lied to her pre-k teacher again and he doesn't how to get her to stop.

That's sounds like his daughter HAHAHAHAHAHAH

*Dramatic ending DUN DUN DUN*
by Just me bro. You know me. March 14, 2023
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