Condescending

1. When a criminal goes down the steps.
2. Showing arrogance or superiority

It was a condescending condescending.

by PureValLiam September 4, 2014

muff confetti

women's underwear - especially when thrown to singers/actors/pimps/ etc...

"Neil Diamond is old as fuck, but he still get's muff confetti when he sings."

by sung park May 18, 2004

clASSical conditioning

The conundrum that occurs when you get used to hooking up to a certain song, and then that song comes on the radio in the middle of the day, and you get a boner.

Danny: you ever heard a song that youve hooked up to, but youre not with a chick, but you get hard anyways?? That's like classical conditioning for your dick!!

Brian: What up Pavlov!!

by das jew March 27, 2011

Condesa

a trendy neighborhood in Mexico City. It has nice parks, lots of good restaurants and bars, and Art Deco buildings. Unfortunately, as a result, one finds many snooty Argentinians who either live there- five packed into a one bedroom apartment because they can't pay the rent-or work there at cafes, and walk around in between casting interviews for commercials pissing off the local population with their pseudo-European commentary on Mexicans and Mexico in general.

American: "Who is that blond bitch with the fake tan that's arguing with the waiter about the tab?"

Mexican: "Oh, it's just some Argentenian actor wanna be. They all have fake tans and are cheap. You'll get used to her after you've lived in the Condesa for about a week."

by SidewalksandStars May 15, 2009

condell park

a suburb which shares the same postcode as bankstown. is known for terrorists and drive bys but is still considered the "good" side of bankstown.

ignorant person: i thought you were from bankstown?
me: hell no im from condell park!

by condell rules April 8, 2009

Conditional Invitation

When someone is invited to a social event on the condition that they don't come. Usually done to make sure someone knows that you don't want them there, rather then that you simply forgot to invite them.

'You can come out djanning with us on one condition, you don't come.'

-Textbook example of the conditional invitation

by robertstapelsmum October 19, 2009

condescending ass bitch

someone who has the audacity to do the type of shit that people would beat her fucking ass for then acts like everyone doesn't tell her that and continues to act uppity and tells you that you're wrong. this person will do sooooo much annoying shit to you and 9/10 they live in a house with you. don't worry they're aren't really doing that well in anything really. sometimes she'll even be a fake ass bitch in public to and act like she doesn't do the shit that she does. and she'll lie so you better have your facts straight when you're telling a story.

*steals some shit from you then you find out but don't say shit then does some other stuid shit and whe you do something you have this convo* "why did you ________" "well you're always doing ______ to me" *and in your head you're thinking, "biiiiiiitch you did not just say that shit"*
"you are such a condescending ass bitch get the fuck up outta my face"

by imonlyonherewhenimannoyed May 7, 2016