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condustry

An entire "industry" that revolves solely around a con. Usually to catch investor rubes, and part with their money. Delivering only vaporware and things that look like the real thing to the untrained eye, but are complete scams to everyone with a clue.
Like everything Elon Musk has ever involved in. Like crypto bros, "AI" bros, fusion bros, perovskite solar bros, etc.
Sam Friedman-Alt: Have you heard of my new cryptocoin?
Sam Altman-Fried: Dude, it’s 2025! "AI" is the biggest condustry of the decade now! Get with the times!
Elon Musk: *starts to cry in irrelevance*
by Evi1M4chine September 10, 2025
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welsh concussion

A type of surprise attack in which you take a keyboard, and smash it over the target's head. It's an effective way to cause a lot of pain to the receiver.
Person 1: Did you here that Chad got a Welsh Concussion?
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He had it coming, he was a massive douchebag.
by A Quantum Entangled Cucumber September 1, 2017
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meat concussion

The feeling of having hit your head after consuming a large meal of meat.
Oh wow, that was a delicious meal but now I think I might have a meat concussion.
by Martha-the-fly February 6, 2018
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Anal concussion

When you get surprise analed and it hurts so bad that you pass out
‘He ended up going in the wrong hole and I got an anal concussion
by Dicktko May 14, 2018
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Russian Concussion

A Russian Concussion is when one nuts into female's ears (preferably after intercourse), and then knock them unconscious.
Yeah dude we are doing some freaky shit, I gave her the ol' Russian Concussion last night.
by DylanKelleher69420 March 9, 2021
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Pre-Concussion Shake

A mix of ingredients put together to prepare your noggin for the biggest, most fucking gigantic concussion this green world can give a person.

The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.

Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
"Bro, did you know Aziz sponsored Conor Mcgregor with Pre-concussion shakes for the rest of his career?"

"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
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Pre-concussion Shake

An unknown recipe to every living animal whether on earth or not. The recipe was uncovered by this one unicellular creature known by the name Aziz Walid Alghawas. Rumour is, the legend himself found the recipe while jacking his shit on a discord call with friends.

Rumour has it that if many people throughout history downed the pre-concussion shake, we would be a more advanced society.
"bro JFK had that shit, rumour has it the pre-concussion shake would've kicked in if he had it 30 minutes earlier"

"Abraham Lincoln missed out on that pre-concussion shake, he could've continued the legacy"

"Guy's I made a pre-concussion shake, flash bangs got nothing on me"
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