compandalated

Feeling like a confused panda.

oh my god I'm compandalated. How does that even work?

by OccupyMajina October 19, 2014

company weather

Beautiful weather from Monday to Friday and then rain on the weekends. Companies with outside workers love this as, productivity is maximized on workdays and downtime due to inclement weather is reduced. Workers on the other hand slave away during the week in the sun and then have their free time spoiled by the weather.

Dammit! it's raining? fine all week and now on Saturday - rain, bloody company weather!

I hate company weather!

Why can't it rain on Monday? damn this company weather

by Kraken August 31, 2014

company coffee

Coffee provided in the workplace. Often used to stay awake through the end of a shift.

"I guzzled down company coffee just to stay alert till closing time"

by CurtisLumber September 2, 2015

Virtual Company

Spending time with someone online (virtually). Usually involves having a conversation through an instant messenger.

Guy: I really enjoy your virtual company but I don't think it's going to work out IRL.
Girl: I understand. U R still dreamy.

by teddyrux March 24, 2008

convenience companion

synonym for friend with benefits, casual sexual acquaintance with whom no relational entanglement is desired

Adam: You gonna hookup at the bar tonight?

TJ: Nah, no time for the game, just gonna hit up one of my regular convenience companions

by Starsatyr101 May 10, 2009

cosmic companion

Something my friend made up describing a very close friend that you connect with on a soul level.

Jake and I are so close. The word friend doesn't really describe our relationship well enough. He's my cosmic companion.

by Mads476 January 4, 2016

shane company

that damn diamond company that has those stupid radio commercials that are the exact same every time. "now you have a friend i the diamond business..."

I'm getting tired of these 'shane company' commercials, I've heard the same one for 15 years!

by . March 21, 2016