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commodore sex

Having sex with your holden commodore. Basically you stick your dick into the fuel tank, rub it and the car will absorb your cum like It's petrol. It's the best form of weird sex if you have no girlfriend.
person 1: I had commodore sex last night and got trashed!

Person 2: What?
by BigBunnyrabbits March 22, 2019
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commote

the commote seat is cold
by Kay Bradley October 26, 2003
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Commodore

Australia's favourite car. Currently the most popular car sold in Australia, due to the fact that it is faster, and more refined than its main competitor, the Ford Falcon.
The drivers that won Bathurst for the last two years in a row were driving VY Commodores.
by Someone Else March 16, 2005
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Commodore

A straight, married military man who has many qualities that are associated with homosexuality (love of ABBA, wearing smart clothes, a fetish for wearing uniforms, etc). Must be too old to be a meterosexual.

Named for the highest ranking member of the IMDb Farenheit 9/11 message board, who is a Commodore in the Royal Navy.
"I know this great guy; you should hook up with him"
"I'm a Commodore, I'm not gay"
by Norbert Dentrissential February 27, 2005
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commoner

collective term for a scally and chav. certainly not middle class, and most certainly on the doll or a manual labourer, with few qualifications.
They will always be found on council estates and in sports shops looking for a new pair of classics.
by |Show| January 6, 2005
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Commoners

High school students who can't stand the idea of being different. Often known for abandoning logic for the sake of a joke that does not make sense. Also known for asking why someone doesn't like them after performing several verbal attacks on that person.
I'm above that activity. It's for Commoners.
by BryanJ August 5, 2003
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Commodus Interuptus

Bowel movement deliberately interrupted due to external situations or circumstances.
When you are taking a dump and you suddenly have Commodus Interuptus due to the pizza delivery guy showing up 15 minutes early.
by Tito C. May 8, 2008
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