coconut freezie

Removal of semen from a used condom in a method similar to the way a person would consume an ice cold freezie.

Did you see the way she downed that coconut freezie?

by Butt Games March 17, 2014

Coconut

Someone who has brown skin, but is actually the whitest person you will ever meet.

Nitasha is such a coconut.

by BossAssBitch22 October 9, 2014

Clapping Coconuts

Term for gay sex (anal)! Word inspired by the slapping of testicles common during gay intercourse.

Lucas: "hey man wanna chill with Little Bitch and Troy tonight?"
Fred: "They can't hang. They're too busy Clapping Coconuts"

by Kks_tits(limp) January 18, 2015

cocknockery

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.

I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!

by Crusher March 31, 2005

Cocknocker

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions

Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)

by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005

Cocknocker

A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.

"Oh Daddy, help! I think a Cocknocker is lurking! I can smell Lavender and Prawn Cocktail crisps!"

by Prick Police March 9, 2014

coconut

BROWN SKINNED PERSON WHO THINKS HES WHITE.

YOUR A FREAK-EN COCONUT.

by MR.CHORIZO October 11, 2014