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Contempted

When someone (usually an opp) gets bitten on their eye by a mosquito and becomes dumbfounded.
Man like Sanjay is bare contempted. I heard a mosquito suckled upon his optical sphere and one's gangsterial capabilities have been compromised, yuh dig.
by Grall but Holy October 2, 2022
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shit eating contest

A particularly bad situation in which people seem to be unwittingly exacerbating things.
The Bush administration, a literal shit eating contest, the current job market.
by Jelly Mason July 10, 2014
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poopularity contest

When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.
A typical poopularity contest:

Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."

John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."
by mothercocker May 28, 2011
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c note

I wish I had a c note in my wallet.
by Bud E Love May 5, 2003
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Content cop

The death sentence of YouTube, Content cop is a series created and produced by YouTuber Ian Carter better known by his channel’s name: idubbbztv. Individuals met with the terrible fortune of being targeted by content cop include: Tana Mongoose, Ricegum, Keematar, Jinx, Leafyishere, extra... Content cops are infamous for entailing sudden subscriber drops and a negitive like to dislike ratio.
Hey niggerfaggot did you see the new content cop on Mel Gibson?
by To Jeff or not to Jeff March 12, 2018
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pull out contest

When at least 2 males dispute on who has the bigger man meat, they are forced to engage in a pull out contest, where they pull out their dicks and have a contest as to who's is the biggest.
"Dude my dick is wayyyy bigger than yours"
"No man my shit's like an anaconda"
"Well lets settle this! Pull out contest!"
by crazynancy May 17, 2010
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Contemplate

The essence of this word, or its stem is: To temporarily elate any cons. Thus contemplate. Think deeply, going within the metacaverns of your colorful mind, exposing the inner, radical contents of the unconcious centres and bringing them to the light.. in the end you get a highly-defined, crystal view of any situation or thought/phenomena.. hyperdynamic states of awareness, your seed is planted, interconnected and synchronized with all beings, becoming one four-dimensional harmonginous fungai of Sacred imagination, mirroring through quadre-polegonic trapeziums, ascending the juzembi-roughers into to creatures of multi-hexangular LOVE!!!!
Aldous: What would we need to do to perceive infinity?

William: If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as is, infinite.

Terence: One would need to contemplate over what mechanisms would be effective enough to "cleanse" the doors of perception.. possibly the doctors of the soul may be of assistance, for they are inter-mediators in super-human form, connecting physical reality, to the spirit world.
by Phosphorojic September 9, 2010
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