cliterature

Pornography, plain and simple

"Jeez, you sure spend a lot of time reading Hustler".

"What can I say? I'm a big fan of cliterature".

by Dikles November 16, 2011

clitorator

A man that is a master at eating pussy

Honey, don't stop eating me, you are the best clitorator in the world.

by Mr. Erotic January 15, 2010

Clitastrophe

When a catasrophe is caused by one of the female sex.

GIRLFRIEND: I'm pregnant.

BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?

GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.

BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!

EX. 2

<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>

GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!

GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!

by joecuervo March 21, 2004

Clitoranus

The clitoranus is a small organ in your butthole that makes you feel good when u take a huge dump. It is also know that anal porn stars tend to have clitoranuses that range between 2x and 4x regular size, thus allowing them to have an orgasm just by thinking about taking a shit.

Dude, she's taking that pole like she's got Dan's mom's clitoranus or somethin'

OMGWTF looka the size of that clitoranus

by Snagle July 23, 2004

clitorenis

an abnormally large clitoris that extends well over an inch, resembling a penis

...that, oh thats just my clitorenis

by Michaelingus October 19, 2006

cliterdick

A female sexual extendere, adored by lesbians across the world. Essentially, it is a large clitoris, but beautifully shaped so that the lips of the vagina slightly envelope the main member. Not to be confused with a strecthed, misformed, or disfigured clitoris, the cliterdick allows supreme sensation for both parties in oral and manual stimulation, and creates intense lubrication and climax.

A cliterdick is a slightly oversized clitoris, surrounded by nicely shaped vagina lips.

by Christina F November 8, 2007

Hairy Cliterus

Hairy Cliterus- (aka Hillary Clinton) The vice president of the united states along with president Donald Duck.

Person 1- How the F*** is Hairy Cliterus even a candidate for president?!
Turtle kid- I like turtles.

by your a CQCK sucker July 20, 2016