Learned the clarinet at school

Colloquial term for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

"I'm John Watson, and I learned the clarinet at school. *wink*"

by learnedtheclarinetinschool November 3, 2012

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Calvin and Hobbes

the best damn thing since sliced bread! one of the funniest comics ever made about a six-year-old kid and his imaginary stuffed tiger. once you start reading one, you can't put it down.

i've read every single calvin and hobbes. bill watterson got skill.

by Antonia!!! February 7, 2009

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Calvin

A human being who can be awkward yet cool intelligent and noice to people, even if their a dick to him. he gets good grades often and stays quiet, he is quite shy.

" Why did he say thanks when i called him an asshole, oh that cause he's Calvin, he's often noice even though people are mean to him."

by Pondering Panda June 11, 2018

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green clarinet man

somebody who thinks they're magic but looks like a twat.

Paddy Mongahan is a bit of a green clarinet man

by Evzy January 19, 2008

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A slang "name call"; A reference to the character Cliff Claven from the show Cheers.

A master and avid sharer of trivia. Someone who never hesitates to set people straight with facts (or "facts" of dubious correctness), at every possible opportunity, whether or not the information is desired. Usually the stories are far longer than anyone wants to hear.

Person1: "It was just snow. Snow is snow."

Person2: "Well *actually* there, Normy, the Inuit have 37 different words to describe snow. Legend has it that the explorer, Pedro Ralfkin once became trapped in a snow bank, and..."

Person1: "You are such a Claven!"

by indgosky May 11, 2009

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