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clarinet

please hand me my clarinet my butt needs a fucking
by gaydier January 26, 2024
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crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.
Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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glass clarinet

A colloquialism for a glass bong. This term is used when the substance being smoked in cannabis, as opposed to other agents. The term is thought to have originated in southeastern Connecticut
I was driving down the highway with my best bro and thought I smelled marijuana coming from the car in front of me. I pull up next to the guy and he's playing the glass clarinet!
by Huffle-Puff-Daddy September 11, 2016
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Clarineting

The act of playing your clarinet, is usually implied to those who think a sheet of music has a BPM of 198, but alas has one of only 108
"Which funny story, for a long time I thought the beat was 198, but today I looked further at it, it was just a pencil mark and was actually 108" - E.W. Clarineting
by E.X.N.T. January 22, 2018
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Playing the Bass clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis
She got me off playing the bass clarinet
by Bcmusic July 30, 2025
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octocontrabass clarinet

Not much is known about this instrument. It is pitched 1 octave below the contrabass clarinet, two octaves below the bass clarinet, and three octaves below the Bb clarinet. Its lowest note is one octave below one of the lowest notes on the piano, and it is no longer in use as the only model for it is broken beyond repair. It is also the REAL lowest woodwind, and battles for the lowest note obtained with an instrument with the 64’ stop organ. Plays into the -1 octave range.
Holy crud! Is that a octocontrabass clarinet?

I thought it is unable to be played!
by Instrument definer June 11, 2021
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Clarinet

The most gay and annoying instrument out there. People only play it because they are small and cheap.
"Hey, lets go kill a clarinet."
by dumbassmoron December 12, 2019
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